MILF – What You Talking About?

August 25 2024

I had coffee with my millennial friend, Dani, the other day. We were chatting about dating and dating apps. I was telling Dani how I didn’t understand what the deal was with the 20 and 30 something year olds coming at me. Like where are my Gen X peeps?

Dani told me I’m a MILF, and I’m all what the hell is that? 🤭😱 🤭

Now that I know, I like this interpretation of it much better. By the way, dating apps suck. I’ve tried them twice now. No more. 😂 Just gonna live my life, do the Camilla thang, and have fun! 💋💃💋

This is Where I Went and Where You Did Not

July 8 2023

Yes!! It’s like they read my mind! I did have a boyfriend once who slammed one of my good china plates onto the table and broke it. I need to do this just to make up for that.

I sure dated some winners! He’s also the one that bit my nose, and beat my hand with my cell phone (when they were huge and clunky) when I was trying to leave, then threw it out the window! 👀👀👀

That guy was an asshole. Nearly married him. Whew!! I could use the map to explain where I went, and he didn’t. 🤣🤣🤣